Chicken
Chicken
Lego
Labubu
Compute
Bitcoin
Gold
Rolex
Pelosi
Cramer
Keyboard
Fire

The Thesis

Traditional finance is built on spreadsheets and speculation. We prefer things you can actually hold (or eat). howtofire is our attempt to find stability in the physical world.

By measuring wealth in rotisserie chickens and retired LEGO sets, we bypass the noise and focus on what really matters: utility and scarcity.